Notice the story doesn't necessarily gel with the mechanics. Become qualified games journalist.

Catch a guilty man at the expense of freeing an innocent one.

Free an innocent man at the expense of catching a guilty one.

Mock the chief of police at a critical moment.

Complete the police chief's missions without incriminating yourself.

Publish your personalised epilogue.

Complete the game.

Complete a mission that has guards with no violence, witnesses or loud noises.

Use no violence at all on a mission that has guards.

Leave no living witnesses to your presence on a mission that has guards.

Complete a mission faster than I can.

Use the Crosslink to create an infinite loop that burns itself out.

Wire an elevator button to trigger something when the elevator arrives.

Jump into an Enforcer to knock him through a window.

Upgrade your battery capacity to the non-figurative max.

Upgrade your Bullfrog Hypertrousers to maximum jump strength.

Upgrade your Bullfrog Hypertrousers to pounce instantly.

Create a custom mission with at least one objective.

Get knocked down by an opening door.

Knock a guard out by opening a door into him.

Use the Gatecrashers to kick a door through a window.

Use the Gatecrashers to kick a door into a guard.

Use the Gatecrashers to kick a door off its hinges.

Help justify my early, not entirely wise choice of game name by holding someone at gunpoint with the Resolver.

Use the Longshot to make a guard unintentionally shoot another (outside of the test lab).

Use the Prankspasm to knock out someone who isn't standing near a power socket (outside of the test lab).

Use the Hushcracker to jump through a window silently (outside of the test lab).

Use the Dropshot to land silently from a great height.