You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You've spent $500.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You sold 300 junk items.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You befriended your father.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You completed the game without selling any items.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.